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Old 03-10-2007, 08:34 AM   #1
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Redneck Tuning

Another Jeff Foxworthy moment.
YOU KNOW THAT YOUR FOCUS WAS TUNED BY A REDNECK WHEN:

1. Your tuner’s name is Jethro.
2. Your Focus got raised instead of lowered.
3. There’s 4 chrome pipes sticking out of both sides of your Focus.
4. There’s BIG numbers painted on the sides of your Focus.
5. All of of sudden you meeting a lot of girls with cut-off jeans.
6. There’s a tiny Johnnie Reb flag on your shorty antenna.
7. There’s a chrome bull dog at the front of your hood.
8. There’s mud flaps with chrome naked women on them.
9. Your horn sounds something like Sue Weeee.
10. Your Turbo is 3x the size of your alternator.
11. Your alloys got swapped with chrome wheels.
12. There’s cases of bottles of funny smelling clear liquid in your trunk.
13. You’re constantly being referred as boy.
14. You’re starting to meet new friends with two first names.

Anyone with any more?


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Old 03-10-2007, 11:46 AM   #2
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you know ur tuner is a redneck when

your BOV has a duck call attached to it
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Old 03-10-2007, 12:30 PM   #3
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you modded the pillars to fit a gun rack.

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your BOV has a duck call attached to it
i accually laughed out loud.
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Old 03-10-2007, 07:22 PM   #4
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lol. I know a guy named Jimmy Ray, who carves his own decoys, that wouldn't think that was too funny.
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Old 03-11-2007, 10:47 PM   #6
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Your mech looked @ your Focus & said "I don't do much wrenchin on them foreign jobs"

A few of my fathers old hot-rodding buddies are from Arkansas & Tennesee & he says they're among the best wrenches he's ever seen.
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the mechanic managed to put 31x10.50R15's on your car. now half your underside is missing to make them fit

and now you have ram air
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you know ur tuner is a redneck when

your BOV has a duck call attached to it
OMG......Thats hallarious! I laughed out loud on that one also.
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if number 5 was guranteeed to happen, id give my focus to a redneck to tune lol.
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Old 03-12-2007, 05:30 PM   #10
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OMG......Thats hallarious! I laughed out loud on that one also.
Hehe.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbNxugO-uf0
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