A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.
A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at
each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I
have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not know
exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic
gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece
looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He
then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is
there a 7 10 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right
there."


If you're not sure what a 710 is Click Here
http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg

HA! [hah] At first I was like, "... what??? 710?!" and then I looked at the pic and said, "710?! ..... OH! I get it!" [bash] it took me a long time to figure out though hahaha.

Repost, but still makes me chuckle.

sorry for the repost...but its news to me...lol

[rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] THATS FUNNY!!!![rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

I had to get a 710 a few months back....sadly it doesn't say 710 on it anymore.

I read this in class. I laugh a little too loud. Damn lecture hall. lol

I'm sure there are lot of TRUE "dumb[:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)]" car stories we can come up with.


Like my daughter's friends, who all think they're expert mechanics. She gets a flat, so in the process of removing the wheel, they break off 2 of the 5 studs. They put the wheel cover back on, and when I took it to the tire shop a couple of days later to get the studs replaced and the tire fixed, I find out the geniuses had also installed 2 of the remaining lug nuts ---- backwards.

They also 'helped' her replace her battery yesterday. She comes in and shows me one of the hold-down nuts "They couldn't figure out where this went. The long post/ bolt was laying behind the battery. Oh, and the battery connections were only finger-tight. With "experts" like this, I'll probably have to buy her a new car instead of her '91 Camry.

that made me lol.

Haha. New to me. that was funny lol

thats really old,,or maybe its me old,,anyways,,its lost its funniness to me.

yeah i have seen this somewhere before... it was a while back..

It's a 730 for those with German cars...
I'll try to get a picture from mine later.




If you're not sure what a 710 is Click Here
http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg

nice! lol

XD

terrible

Old trick from the car world, but still funny. The other one? Call up a buddies shop and ask for some A 1 R... " A One RRR"..The young guys will start looking, Then tell them it goes somewhere on your wheel. Most will get it, some will still keep looking.

I need to change my 710 soon then!

I broke my 710 one time and had to ride my bike to get a new one. All before work. It sucked. I actually had to get two 710's cause the first 710 didn't fit....lol

I'm gonna go synthetic 710 for my first oil change

old, old joke... lol!

wow.. LOL! thats the first time i ever heard of that... funny. and i like that.