: Sure, its fun till someone gets arrested....


Twofocused
09-27-2003, 06:46 PM
Long day at work. Last night I decided to toss back a few, only problem was the only thing in the apartment to drink was a bottle of cheap wine. So I paid for it all day at work. Tonight I ran down to the video store to grab a couple flicks and kick back. Recover.

Im at the a light and glance over at a Chevy Astro van that pulls up. Lowered, rims, graphics, the works. Im checking out the van, it looks pretty good, then I notice the 4 TV's, the dude is playing a porno.

Im sure he is having a great time, at least until a cop notices.........

FoRdFoCuZdRiVeR
09-27-2003, 06:49 PM
lol Porno on the go, there ya go. That's funny though

ZTSRacer
09-27-2003, 07:05 PM
He has to keep the family entertained! [:D][hihi]

1sloho
09-27-2003, 08:38 PM
hey fordfocuzdriver. u a poet???[rofl]

porno, the only way to travel.

FoRdFoCuZdRiVeR
09-27-2003, 09:02 PM
lol nope i'm not a poet

BlkZX3
09-28-2003, 10:22 AM
So I assume you followed him around until the movie was over right.

dave30
09-28-2003, 10:31 AM
you mean i cant drive around with porno's playing? damn. now i feel i wasted alot of money on my dvd player and tv's....

Chick
09-28-2003, 10:50 AM
What was the name of the porno? [hihi] Maybe I've seen it before....

whoaizmyflow
09-28-2003, 11:02 AM
Ouch Ashley, is that a dent in your rear bumper that I see in your pic??? ;)

Chick
09-28-2003, 11:04 AM
[hihi]

jrzx3
09-28-2003, 05:11 PM
Please tell me that you didn't see me in that flick?! If so, don't mention it here.

SVT4ME
09-28-2003, 05:15 PM
Huh?? Is there more to Jackie than some of us know about?? [8)]

fokuzsport
09-28-2003, 05:15 PM
hey george... you sure you werent wacking off at the light watching his tv's?

whoaizmyflow
09-28-2003, 05:16 PM
Jackie is like the site porno queen/hoochie you didn't know lol??

jrzx3
09-28-2003, 05:17 PM
hahaa.. I was totally joking there.
Yeah, FSport, how could he resist?! I am sure that I would've enjoyed watching as well.

jrzx3
09-28-2003, 05:18 PM
Gee, thanks Whoa?! What the!?

SVT4ME
09-28-2003, 05:21 PM
Now look what I started! [hihi] What a mess...

[:I] oops, maybe that's the wrong phrase to use in a thread about porno.

fokuzsport
09-28-2003, 05:57 PM
Originally posted by jrzx3
hahaa.. I was totally joking there.
Yeah, FSport, how could he resist?! I am sure that I would've enjoyed watching as well.

watching what.. him? or the video?

jrzx3
09-28-2003, 06:03 PM
hahaha... um.. the video!?? Yeah, totally the vid.

BlkZX3
09-28-2003, 06:03 PM
And there you have it, the Forum Whore at her best.

Why don't you just put "Dirty NJ Ho Bag" on your sig.

jrzx3
09-28-2003, 06:04 PM
Holy gosh, BLK!? You suck.

Twofocused
09-28-2003, 08:04 PM
Sorry I said anything.

John, you get the hooter shot?

fokuzsport
09-28-2003, 08:11 PM
yeah man.. not bad at all!

Twofocused
09-28-2003, 08:22 PM
jrzx3, you and your pornos are welcome down here in Newport News anytime. Unlike some other people here, John and I accept people for who they are............ especially people who like porn.

fokuzsport
09-28-2003, 08:41 PM
hehe... george tells it like it is ;)


when we going to grab a beer bud?

BIGBADWORM
09-28-2003, 08:45 PM
My kinda woman........one who likes to be filmed, and one who enjoys watching them. you the kind that has a riding crop on the nightstand at all times? [spank]

Twofocused
09-28-2003, 09:06 PM
Im rock'n to some Chilie Peppers and more cheap wine tonight.

Tomorrows schedule:

7-10 work
10-2 golf
2-4 work
4+ available to toss back a few

BlkZX3
09-28-2003, 10:08 PM
Oh get off your high horse TwoFocused, Jackie knows I'm not serious.

Twofocused
09-28-2003, 10:23 PM
The nice thing about a high horse is that the view is good, but it is lonely at the top.

inline_engine_lover
09-29-2003, 08:52 AM
hahaha^^^^. c'mon, that's sexual harrassment. not cool.
[rofl]
j/k j/k, i hate when people say stuff like that.
hehehe almost as bad as when people correct your grammar.

pitchblackab
09-29-2003, 09:07 AM
Wouldnt date a girl if she wasnt into porn its unatural and if i get to have a video to remember her by after we break up. Well then at least i won't feel lonely those night I am home alone.

BlkZX3
09-29-2003, 09:17 AM
Originally posted by inline_engine_lover
hahaha^^^^. c'mon, that's sexual harrassment. not cool.
[rofl]
j/k j/k, i hate when people say stuff like that.
hehehe almost as bad as when people correct your grammar.

Are you on crack...you read that the wrong way obviously[idea]

jrzx3
09-29-2003, 12:51 PM
Geez, sorry I said anything. But let me make this clear, I am no slut. Yet, I am no prude. I DO think that it is OK for women to like porn. Women that don't often (note the word "often") are uncomfortable with their sexuality. I have no issues. Enough said. Let's get this topic back on track. If it's my fault, I apologize.

Megamanx907
09-30-2003, 09:01 AM
Dag yo, this place is crazy. Every post turns into a fight or somethin. my post "Why" was locked down cause of the same people fighting in this post. You gotta chill. And leave Jersey people alone!!!! There are so many people from VA and WV posting in here too. I never knew alot people lived there. Anyway, thats mad kewl though that the guy was watching a porno while drivin. I dont think he would have gotten into trouble w/ the cops though, thats just my opinion cause its not like he is forcing any one to watch his dirty movies. its your own choice to check it out

sydneyzetec
09-30-2003, 09:17 AM
guess the guy must have had an ATX in his van and was playing pornos coz he wanted the feeling of the stick in his hand....

Chick
10-02-2003, 10:06 AM
LOL@sydenyzetech
Hey man, what's wrong with people from WV & Virginia? Can't you feel the love? LOL
I don't mind watching a porno or two. It helps with your lovelife (for me it does) and sometimes I'll be watching one with my boyfriend and we'll just sit there and make fun of it.
Now watching one in the middle of the street is another thing....

fokuzsport
10-02-2003, 10:17 AM
i feel the love.... hi ashley!

BlkZX3
10-02-2003, 11:02 AM
Wow, this thread looks alot different since last time I posted here.

Looks like the clean-up crew got to it.

jrzx3
10-02-2003, 12:58 PM
Yeah, Bryan.. cuz of all the bickering you and I always do. [hatchet] [boxface] [hihi]

Chick
10-02-2003, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by fokuzsport
i feel the love.... hi ashley!

Hi Jon....[:D]

jrzx3
10-02-2003, 05:26 PM
Oh all the love in the air is making me dizzy.... [wiggle] [:D]

Twofocused
10-02-2003, 10:32 PM
Is it all the love or the cheap wine?

mofocus
10-02-2003, 11:22 PM
damn some ppl to meet Mr Prozac or MS Boones Farm