Golly jeepers mister, you're all messed up aren't ya? Chuch Norris is nothing without his mullet, and since Bruce Lee has no mullet, he is the greater... therefore:
Bruce Lee >>> Chuck Norris
Cap America and Deadpool walk into a bar, Cap orders a glass of milk, because he's Cap. DP orders a glass of Human Crap, because he's Deadpool.
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