I usually park in the boonies too... glad I don't go to the stores too often! You get any dings?
I have had a few close calls... latest one was when I was working on a house on a very windy day (figures I'm on the roof too) and it was garbage collection day. Well, the garbage men emptied the cans and the wind caught them sending them VERY close to hitting my car... that would have made my day.
Give the toughest job to the laziest man and he'll find the easiest way to get it done.