You caught my attention with the word "boobies" but there is a disturbing lack of "boobies" mentioned in the post . . . Don't toy with my emotions, man! Joe, I expect better from you in the future.
Now, when you say "Daisy Duke" contest, do you mean Catharine Bach or Jessica Simpson? Jessica Simpson is hot, but brunettes are way hotter than blondes. These are the details I need, not a bunch of nonsense about cars, racing, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
It takes a real man to wear a kilt.