Originally Posted by Drew'sFoci
Yes grand valley!! And no i have not gotten the questionnaire!! Lol I will answer all the questions unlike the new kid though if you make one!!
since you already know some of us a little bit I've taken the liberty of making the questions a bit more advanced:
1. How many bon bons.....(rounded to the nearest BON BON) will ONE TOBY working hour purchase.....
2. Are you gainfully employed?
3. Who would win in a fight: your Jordan or Ed? Assume the fight takes place in Timmeh's living room...each is wearing the lingerie they wore the first time you HAD SEX with them...and each is armed with lobster fists of RAGE. Fight song is "Smoke on the water"...
4. If I were to ask you if your EX-GF is a saint, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
5. Ever been injured during sex?
6. Is it true that Chaney is not a real person but a composite of several personality types into an experimental beta-release of a forum admin AI?
7. Your mom asks if you would be interested in a threesome with her best friend. Wat do?
8. Do you 'member?
9. How many USB thumb drives do you own
10. Ever sneeze and fart at the same time?
11. What is the appeal of chicken and waffles?
12. How much is too much to pay for a bottle of beer?
13. Who would win in a fight: Kyle or Aku? Assume the fight takes place on the roof of the Lowes nearest to you. Kyle is armed with a aluminum trashcan lid shield and morning star made from a plunger handle, a dog choke collar, and E30 M3 piston. Aku is dual wielding nun-chucks made from copper pipe. Both are wearing gay.jpeg shirts. Fight song is "Pumped Up Kicks" by indie rock band Foster the People.
14. Do you watch Glee?
15. Which bear is the best?
16. Which is better: Cuban sammich or Reuben?
17. You are driving across the Australian outback in an appropriately modded X5. Up ahead you see a curly haired fellow hitch hiking and bitching about Apple. You've stumbled upon a wild Andrei. Wat do?
18. How does it feel to not be a 23Q deadbeat?
19. Is Caddyshack your favorite movie of all time or your favorite Bill Murray movie of all time?
20. How many undocumented Turbo Tom, Jrs are running around in Mexico?
21. Who would you rather be trapped with in a snow-buried cabin for five days: the real Wendy's Wendy or Judy Dench? Note: there will be multiple incidents of sexy time (some would call it a marathon), whether you like it or not. And we will learn of it.
22. How many times have you fapped to Maggie O'Hooligan?
23. Which member of this thread is most likely to be a serial killer and wat do you imagine their killing style to be?
24. How much does it have to snow before there's too much snow to ski?
25. Who would win in a fight: sam fisher or suss6052? Assume the fight takes place in the middle of a cornfield in August; Sam is armed with lobster fists of rage, wearing a speedo, superman cape, and crocs, and riding a wild jwill; suss is armed with a flail with a dried pufferfish on the business end, dressed like aquaman, wearing Vibram five fingers shoes in green, and riding a wild sjdwales. Fight song is Pachelbel's Canon in D.
26. How pregnant should a woman look before you ask her if she's pregnant?
27. Which country has the sexiest native English accent?
28. It is late May and you have to drive a bone stock Focus ST from Miami to San Jose. All you are allowed to take with you is a duffel bag full of clothes and toiletries and a Nokia 1600. You must choose one travel companion who must travel up front with you ungagged: Chaney or Kyle. Who do you choose and why?
29. You receive a package in the mail. It has no return address but is covered in numerous
. What do you hope is in it? What do you fear is in it?
30. How much is too much to pay for a handjob behind a truck stop diner? Assume she is a waitress on her smoke break.
31. How does it feel to not be a 30Q deadbeat?