Women are terrible pets, and tend to always bite the hand. I hope you married upscale this time. Always get hooked up with one that makes more money than you do. Otherwise, you'll lose all yours.
That being said, I have to have some sort of caravan in case the wagon breaks down. My wife, my friends, my family, and her friends have seen fit to completely fill all my weekends so that I can't work on my car before FF. That means I have to make a 10 hr drive with little more than routine maintenance when I really need some serious suspension repair. It will probably make it though. I think I'm going to leave the door guards on the driver's side looking like they are falling off. Nobody will let me work on this thing unless I take days off work during the week, and I can't afford that.