The base lancer's, and the OZ rally since they have the same engine are slow as ballz. I had one as a rental when my focus was in the shop, and the thing could not get out of its own way. The engine is so small, pop the hood and check out how small the stock intake is, and how little space the engine takes up. You should beat him in reverse.
Best 1/4 mile: 15.50 @ 90mph with a 2.4 60'. Just bolt-on's and a 93 oct sct tune.
Best 1/8 mile: 9.9 @ 73mph with a 2.4 60'.
"So like uhh, is Zetec a copy of Vtec, and when does it kick in?"
"Zetec kicks in when I turn the key succccccca"